And today, mommy, being the KPC woman that she is .. stuck her bacteria-infested finger in my mouth and slid it along my lower gums and found out that i had cut my first tooth ... which she then coolly ...screamed to daddy of her newfound "finding" ... Then I had another bacteria infested finger forcing itself into ma mouth. Aiyerrrrr ... could 've sworn that they would have jumped up and down if not for the many people around them. Some more tak puas hati, mommy tried to pry open mouth .. now to see ..ma tooth to no avail .. and of course daddy could not miss the opportunity of showing off. Hrmmmppphh ... Mommy was rattling off to dad that now she had to brush my tooth lah ... wipe lahh .. use towel to clean ma gumslah .... Whylahhhh ...
Much to mums chagrin , I showed off to Tok Ngah that I could eat .. no problem .. licked the whole platter clean .. but only that one time. Mum macam biasalah .. sooo .. excited ...
Then .. macam nak bagi can .. so people cud praise me somemore ..(wah!!! so many things i did in this one day!!!), I showed them that i could go on all fours and rock n roll ... ha ha ...
Friday, March 18, 2005
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Update on my milestones
Eeekkss ... the date is wrongly published . Today is 16/03/2005. Must be something wrong with the Regional Settings .. check that out later.
So, I am still pretending that I do not know how to crawl. However, I am making mommy chase me all over the house. She keeps on losing me coz she is always on the computer checking Auntie Lilian's blog *humph*. This morning she was looking for me (or so she thot) and accidently stepped on me ..heh heh .. I was under her chair and she didn't even realise it ....
Daddy bought me this really cool walker. The manufacturers guarantee that I will never topple over or fall out unlike the other one that I once used. At least I am not forever "mopping" and "vacuuming" the floor. Let mommy do it. So lazy that mother of mine.
I still hate eating. The other day, daddy tried feeding me this gooey thing they call cheesecake. Yuck ... My eyes, nose,face were all red ... trying to vomit the icky paste out. Oh dear, mommy is going to force feed me this evening ... *SIGH* ...
Mommy says I talk and laugh a lot for these past few days. Yalahhh ... I am no longer sick what .. I was so miserable for the past few weeks ..5 to be exact. Thank God everybody has recovered. ... and I get to go swimming again ...
Mommy says she wants to go and work on her own blog. Good idea. Welcome to mommy's new blog ...
So, I am still pretending that I do not know how to crawl. However, I am making mommy chase me all over the house. She keeps on losing me coz she is always on the computer checking Auntie Lilian's blog *humph*. This morning she was looking for me (or so she thot) and accidently stepped on me ..heh heh .. I was under her chair and she didn't even realise it ....
Daddy bought me this really cool walker. The manufacturers guarantee that I will never topple over or fall out unlike the other one that I once used. At least I am not forever "mopping" and "vacuuming" the floor. Let mommy do it. So lazy that mother of mine.
I still hate eating. The other day, daddy tried feeding me this gooey thing they call cheesecake. Yuck ... My eyes, nose,face were all red ... trying to vomit the icky paste out. Oh dear, mommy is going to force feed me this evening ... *SIGH* ...
Mommy says I talk and laugh a lot for these past few days. Yalahhh ... I am no longer sick what .. I was so miserable for the past few weeks ..5 to be exact. Thank God everybody has recovered. ... and I get to go swimming again ...
Mommy says she wants to go and work on her own blog. Good idea. Welcome to mommy's new blog ...
Mommy is a big girl today
Happy Birthday Mommy ... For you, I will be extremely nice today. I will sleep and sleep and sleep so that you will have more time to blog .. (you wish!!)...
Monday, February 28, 2005
8 months today ...
Well, almost ... February doesn't have the 29th .. so, I declare myself 8 months today. I have high fever today. Mom is at wits at as what to do. I was sick for the whole last month. Every Monday was spent visiting Dr A. I did get better but the cough came back coz mom got it, daddy got it, tok got it and achoo ,too. I haven't been eating properly, either. Infact, I just hate anything that comes to my face. Mom tried feeding me this icky, gooey, yucky, slimy stuff she calls banana. Ergghhhhhh .... I donno what I like either.
My mommy is going .......
back to work. Yikes!! That means she will be leaving me with some stranger .. to feed me, to bathe me, to play with me. MN told mommy to get a maid to look after me and the house. Mommy was toying with the idea when Daddy put a stop to it. "NNNOOOOOOO..." he bellowed.
Mommy hates housework. Daddy doesn't do housework. SO???
Daddy wants me to go to a nursery. ...(mommy will continue later ..) ...that woman is soooo.... busy ...
Mommy hates housework. Daddy doesn't do housework. SO???
Daddy wants me to go to a nursery. ...(mommy will continue later ..) ...that woman is soooo.... busy ...
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
My promise tonite ....
Tonite I will be a very good girl and not wake up to play with my mother at 3 am for hours on end ..... I will only wake up to be fed .... I promise ...............
What today??
Mommy has been so busy looking after me .. Stuffing medicine in my mouth, changing my soiled diapers, playing with me ... Luckily Tok is around to help mum amuse me. I hate it when I am left alone for so long.
I refused to sleep in the afternoon today. I want to make up for my lost (playing) time. I donno what mom was thinking when she kept drugging me. I bet she wanted to complete this blog .. heh ..heh .. no chance.
I love it when I 'demonstrate' something new. They get so excited. Adults are really wierd. I wanted to go to the balcony to touch the leaves and play with the dust and sand on the floor but Tok quickly grabbed me and put me on the silly mattress .. waaaaa .. Mom even created this blog specifically to record my milestones .. Thanks to Auntie Lilian.
Mommy tells people that I haven't started crawling coz I have a heavy bum. How dare she? Just look at hers ..and Tok's and the rest of the clan ...
My mom's thots are jumping all over the place tonite. She has a lot to tell ...but I am greedy. I want her for myself. I love the warmth of mommy next to me but she keeps on pulling her nippies out of my mouth when she thinks I'm deep in sleep.. Danngggg .. Bagi canlah ... I'll make some more sounds in another hour .. then she'll come running to me with her leftie in one hand ... "susu ..susu ..", she will sing, and then shove it in my mouth ...mmmmmmmmmm *grin*.
Mommy was very happy yesterday. She has been helping Auntie Jiej in her breastfeeding journey. I overheard her telling AJ that I was brought into this world for many reasons and one of 'em was to help AJ and Auntie M in their BF journey. AJ told mommy that Baby NZ, who is almost 1 month old, went to see her pead and was told that her weight was above average and AJ's worry about not having enuff milk was laid to rest. Yayyyyy!!!!!
Hmm .. tomorrow will be another exciting day for me.
P/s .. today I showed the world that I could suck in ma cheeks ..:)
I refused to sleep in the afternoon today. I want to make up for my lost (playing) time. I donno what mom was thinking when she kept drugging me. I bet she wanted to complete this blog .. heh ..heh .. no chance.
I love it when I 'demonstrate' something new. They get so excited. Adults are really wierd. I wanted to go to the balcony to touch the leaves and play with the dust and sand on the floor but Tok quickly grabbed me and put me on the silly mattress .. waaaaa .. Mom even created this blog specifically to record my milestones .. Thanks to Auntie Lilian.
Mommy tells people that I haven't started crawling coz I have a heavy bum. How dare she? Just look at hers ..and Tok's and the rest of the clan ...
My mom's thots are jumping all over the place tonite. She has a lot to tell ...but I am greedy. I want her for myself. I love the warmth of mommy next to me but she keeps on pulling her nippies out of my mouth when she thinks I'm deep in sleep.. Danngggg .. Bagi canlah ... I'll make some more sounds in another hour .. then she'll come running to me with her leftie in one hand ... "susu ..susu ..", she will sing, and then shove it in my mouth ...mmmmmmmmmm *grin*.
Mommy was very happy yesterday. She has been helping Auntie Jiej in her breastfeeding journey. I overheard her telling AJ that I was brought into this world for many reasons and one of 'em was to help AJ and Auntie M in their BF journey. AJ told mommy that Baby NZ, who is almost 1 month old, went to see her pead and was told that her weight was above average and AJ's worry about not having enuff milk was laid to rest. Yayyyyy!!!!!
Hmm .. tomorrow will be another exciting day for me.
P/s .. today I showed the world that I could suck in ma cheeks ..:)
Saturday, February 19, 2005
The day I decided to tell the world ........
Let me tell you a story of how I emerged into this world ... so much drama from a tiny drama queen ...
I think it happened when mommy just got back from a one week stint in Sabah and had to go off (AGAIN???) for a whole month in Perlis .. a tiny little sp**m got away from the rest and met this fat egg (who was also different from the rest .. Ob-Gyn told mommy that she could only produce teeny weeny lil eggies hence the eight year honeymoon with daddy ..) and decided to do its thing and .. voila ... I came about...UNKNOWINGLY to my dear parents ...
Mommy was travelling all around the country .. particularly to East Malaysia .. where she would jump, squeal, dance, run, pant (??), somemore dancing, running and squealing to some 100 odd kakak and abangs teaching them on how to enjoy the computer.She would stuff herself with a whole pineapple a day and here I was holding on to dear life .. not willing to tear myself away ..not now not ever. I really wanted to meet this person who was so s****d who did not know she was carrying a "human bean" inside her. What a d*ft woman!!
Then , for some reason, she decided to quit her job and join this man, who, later will be known as my daddy. Daddy had to go to China for some recording thing .. (no lah .. not singing ..) and just before he left , mommy helped daddy move office. Mommy is one strong woman. It was 3 am and daddy was so tired. He had a flight to catch in the morning so mommy, together with Uncle Zul carried the office tables (so b****y heavy they are!!) by themselves. Not joking coz I think I almost came out. U know what mom said ... "Adoi ... I think my peranakan jatuh!!" whilst holding on to her growing tummy. She thot she was joking not knowing she was so close to the truth. Mom was in pain and already jalan terkangkang .. but she ignored it thinking it was just a muscle pull .. me .. hanging on really strong .. No .. not now .. Not on the roadside ...
Tok paid for mommy to join a course in Basic Childhood Development. There, once again, mummy rolled on the floor .She and her bright ideas .. Mommy was exposed to how to raise a kid from the ages of 0-4yo .. complete with breastfeeding theories which proved to be so useful later.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I was getting fed up with being neglected. Mommy was starting to rub this stinking oil on her tummy thinking I was a piece of long s**t, Tok constantly poked on mom's tummy saying that she was 'busung', Daddy kept on poking my brains, geez, even Dr KK did a scan on mom when I was 4 months and did not see me ..WAAAAAA
I decided to sit on mom's large intestine (or whatever it is that makes her constipated) and she had to go the doctor. She went to the GP ..and Dr S said .."Ooohh.. you have mass inside you .." (MASS INDEED!!!)and she referred mom back to her gynae (for change in bowel movement problem.HA HA HA). Now, the gynae is all puzzled coz he was a fertility doctor. He told her that she should have gone to an gastroentrologist but since she was already there he decided to check her. Internal checks showed nothing. The raba-raba perut test showed mom had "BONY MASS" inside her ...*RIHTLOL (Rolling In Her Tummy) ...
Dr : OK .. lemme scan u
(Dr scanned and mom saw this really huge thing and she thot it was confirmed that she had fibroid or some sort of growth)
Mom: What is (the he** is that -silently) that doc?
Dr : Hang on ..
(Dr continue scan and I saw things flailing around)
Mom : WHAT IS THAT DOC .....?
Dr : That , my dear, is your baby ..
Mom: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
Dr : And by looking at it .. u seem to be abt 7 or 8 months pregnant .....
Mom: WHATTTTTTTTT????
Mom did not know how to react .. cry? laugh? talk? Talk about blur sotong .. this was really blur sotong at its ultimate ..
Mom: Are u sure? U're not joking???
Dr : Mam ...we do not joke about things like this ... (smile)
Mom: But I thot u said I had PCOS (Poly Cystic Ovarian Syndrome) and the chances of me getting pregnant without treatment is almost zilch ..!!!
Dr: Allah Maha Berkuasa .....
And the rest is history ............................. (ohhhh .. so many post preggie stories to tell ...)
p/s .. BTW, daddy was at the mamak having roti canai and teh tarik when all this happened .. heh heh ... (guess where he was when mom was in labour??? at 2-3 am????) ...
I think it happened when mommy just got back from a one week stint in Sabah and had to go off (AGAIN???) for a whole month in Perlis .. a tiny little sp**m got away from the rest and met this fat egg (who was also different from the rest .. Ob-Gyn told mommy that she could only produce teeny weeny lil eggies hence the eight year honeymoon with daddy ..) and decided to do its thing and .. voila ... I came about...UNKNOWINGLY to my dear parents ...
Mommy was travelling all around the country .. particularly to East Malaysia .. where she would jump, squeal, dance, run, pant (??), somemore dancing, running and squealing to some 100 odd kakak and abangs teaching them on how to enjoy the computer.She would stuff herself with a whole pineapple a day and here I was holding on to dear life .. not willing to tear myself away ..not now not ever. I really wanted to meet this person who was so s****d who did not know she was carrying a "human bean" inside her. What a d*ft woman!!
Then , for some reason, she decided to quit her job and join this man, who, later will be known as my daddy. Daddy had to go to China for some recording thing .. (no lah .. not singing ..) and just before he left , mommy helped daddy move office. Mommy is one strong woman. It was 3 am and daddy was so tired. He had a flight to catch in the morning so mommy, together with Uncle Zul carried the office tables (so b****y heavy they are!!) by themselves. Not joking coz I think I almost came out. U know what mom said ... "Adoi ... I think my peranakan jatuh!!" whilst holding on to her growing tummy. She thot she was joking not knowing she was so close to the truth. Mom was in pain and already jalan terkangkang .. but she ignored it thinking it was just a muscle pull .. me .. hanging on really strong .. No .. not now .. Not on the roadside ...
Tok paid for mommy to join a course in Basic Childhood Development. There, once again, mummy rolled on the floor .She and her bright ideas .. Mommy was exposed to how to raise a kid from the ages of 0-4yo .. complete with breastfeeding theories which proved to be so useful later.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I was getting fed up with being neglected. Mommy was starting to rub this stinking oil on her tummy thinking I was a piece of long s**t, Tok constantly poked on mom's tummy saying that she was 'busung', Daddy kept on poking my brains, geez, even Dr KK did a scan on mom when I was 4 months and did not see me ..WAAAAAA
I decided to sit on mom's large intestine (or whatever it is that makes her constipated) and she had to go the doctor. She went to the GP ..and Dr S said .."Ooohh.. you have mass inside you .." (MASS INDEED!!!)and she referred mom back to her gynae (for change in bowel movement problem.HA HA HA). Now, the gynae is all puzzled coz he was a fertility doctor. He told her that she should have gone to an gastroentrologist but since she was already there he decided to check her. Internal checks showed nothing. The raba-raba perut test showed mom had "BONY MASS" inside her ...*RIHTLOL (Rolling In Her Tummy) ...
Dr : OK .. lemme scan u
(Dr scanned and mom saw this really huge thing and she thot it was confirmed that she had fibroid or some sort of growth)
Mom: What is (the he** is that -silently) that doc?
Dr : Hang on ..
(Dr continue scan and I saw things flailing around)
Mom : WHAT IS THAT DOC .....?
Dr : That , my dear, is your baby ..
Mom: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
Dr : And by looking at it .. u seem to be abt 7 or 8 months pregnant .....
Mom: WHATTTTTTTTT????
Mom did not know how to react .. cry? laugh? talk? Talk about blur sotong .. this was really blur sotong at its ultimate ..
Mom: Are u sure? U're not joking???
Dr : Mam ...we do not joke about things like this ... (smile)
Mom: But I thot u said I had PCOS (Poly Cystic Ovarian Syndrome) and the chances of me getting pregnant without treatment is almost zilch ..!!!
Dr: Allah Maha Berkuasa .....
And the rest is history ............................. (ohhhh .. so many post preggie stories to tell ...)
p/s .. BTW, daddy was at the mamak having roti canai and teh tarik when all this happened .. heh heh ... (guess where he was when mom was in labour??? at 2-3 am????) ...
Cleverer by the minute ..
As of today, I can .......
Roll all over the floor
Twinkle ma fingers
Vomit all over daddy
Push away ma food
Scream when momma syringes the icky medicine in ma mouth
Move forward and backwards on ma tummy
Pretend I don't know how to crawl
Laugh and shout with joy when daddy comes home from work
Cajole Achoo to play with me
and dance for Tok....
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